Crime Boss: City of Rockaya game announced last year with a trailer that looks like the world’s worst timed April Fool’s Joke (It was December), it’s out! But you may not know this, because nobody talks about it.
If a game is good, people talk about it. If a game is bad, people talk about it too. If a game is bad in the ways that make it interesting, it’s talked about, and if a game is bad in the incredibly funny ways, then it’s talked about again. Maybe it’s a 1000-word notation. Kotaku.commaybe it’s a lot of tweets, maybe it’s a video series about mistakes and mishapsthese are all ways you or anyone can talk about a video game.
This is important because talking about a video game is the only way to keep the game alive as a culture. I also don’t want to take into it Open This post – it doesn’t have the bandwidth for it – but disks on a shelf are just piles of plastic and codes on a HDD are just 1s and 0s lying around. this is us experience Creating memories/thoughts about them and then sharing them with other people makes video games the way they are. Why this is everythingWhat if what I write, read, and the communities you create and are a part of isn’t the only big way we can share our thoughts on video games?
Anyway, what I mean here is that there is scope and scope to talk about pretty much every video game on the planet, love or hate them. Not including Crime Boss: City of Rockay. It’s been out for almost a month and yet no one (except for me here who is in big trouble) is talking about. And now I know why.
I “played” as much as you can sit and subject yourself to experience this game. And I found myself unable to review it, or even give my impressions of it, in the standard “hey look at this” fashion. I was so disgusted with his packaging, so I was amazed that he did absolutely everything he was trying to do wrong, I felt I should write this down and post it on the site so someone else could reassure me that any of this was happening. it actually happened.
City of Rockay It is a fiery dream. Sketch of a video game from the 80s and 90s colored with tortured ghosts. There are sections that only contain real gameplay, like a fake powerpoint presentation for a blockchain game. Here’s the game’s launch trailer – it’s out, you can buy it, and you can even play it – to show that I’m not making any of this up:
Michael Madsen carried the burden of 1000 lives to the recording studio for this, and none of them performed well. Serial scumbag Chuck Norris is so lifeless that the ’80s text-to-speech system could do a better job of conveying his lines. Agents of Kim Basinger and Danny Glover should be fired into the sun for this. And Vanilla Ice… well, Vanilla Ice Cream is actually great here, I have nothing bad to say about Vanilla Ice Cream.
there is text inside City of Rockay In the most appropriate sense, since they are words that come after other words in English, but whether they form complete and coherent sentences is open to debate. Likewise, there is a plot, just like a key image and promotional tweet. Grand Theft Auto Online The mission has a theme.
There’s no vision here beyond “some things that might sound cool to guys who get too involved in the Johnny Depp case and have two of his favorite movies.” Reservoir Dogs And Scarred Face”. While visually everything has the same general crime-game brilliance you’d expect from a clone of a clone, there’s also no context or cohesion. GTA Clone on Xbox 360. City of Rockay an interior will shake around Shipping container full of Ed Hardy jeans and Steven Seagal movies.
What is it actually like to play? see above. You sneak around for a while, shoot some guys – which are usually innocent people and they share number of rounds – then you will shoot much more, because City of Rockay He never knows when to turn the volume down. This is a “Level 99 Crime Boss” mobile game with the fierce aspirations (or the absence of a moral compass) of a late 90’s PC shooter.
City of Rockay real money was spent on it, paid for real Hollywood involvement. It was a crime game, he had guns, he spent enough marketing money, and somehow it came out. inside Kotaku.com notice lettershould have meant Something with someone. Still, to our collective credit, we rejected this game wholesale. The game not only sucks, even idea wretched. A conceptual disaster. Nobody talks about it, nobody steals; The game is only available on PC, but not on Steam, and its official subreddit has…242 members.
I can not say City of Rockay is good. I can’t say it’s bad beyond the ways I’ve already described (If you still want to broaden your horizons, here’s the Metacritic page). I can’t say it’s as bad as it is good. To be honest, I don’t think traditional video game quantifiers work here. This is not a 2023 game release, a black hole in the middle draws light and energy and draws old players into its void.
